Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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