I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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