Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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