thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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