I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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