babies were throwing up all over the place
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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