There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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