This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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