they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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