the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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