glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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