Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
A+ Viking dick
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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