we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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