You're my little dorito
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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