Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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