like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
