he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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