Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think I sprained my soul last night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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