Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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