it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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