I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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