I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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