my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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