She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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