Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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