You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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