You're my little dorito
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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