If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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