How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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