Its about making memories worth repressing
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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