He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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