i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Bring me that man meat
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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