the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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