let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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