Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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