so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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