What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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