I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
vagina is talking i cant
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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