belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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