I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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