My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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