It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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