i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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