Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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