it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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