how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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