I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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