dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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