Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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