My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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