this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
well you can't waste a boner
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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