Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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