so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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