did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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