For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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