SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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