is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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